What a lovely man, all tender limbs
Artfully arranged, a poised manner
And air of sophistication.
What a lark! A total laugh.
You are a gentleman who holds open
Doors, but rather than being one
Who treats his lady nice, you treat
Yours wickedly, exactly how she likes.
Are you truly kind and courteous, or is
It a facade? I know the truth, your kindness
Is a tune that has been well played,
Polished to perfection.
Kiss me now until we reach harsh satisfaction.
Are you a gentleman? I certainly hope not.